Top 12 Reasons Why Homosexuals Shouldn't Be Allowed to Marry

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like left handedness.

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. Children can never suceed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or longer lifespans.

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "seperate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Seperate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

LAST PERSON WHO....
Slept in your bed: my dog
Saw you cry: um, Colleen or Jaime, idk, i can't rememeber the last time i cried
Made you cry: probably Pat or the lack of

Spent the night at your house: no1 recent
You shared a drink with: Colleen, my water bottle
You went to the movies with: um, i think Jaime but I cant really remember
You went to the mall with: Chris, Colleen, Jessie, Kayla, Michelle, TJ, Joe
Yelled at you: my mom
Sent you an e-mail: Colleen
You kissed: idk

HAVE YOU EVER....
Said "I love you" and meant it?: yea
Gotten in a fight w/your dog/cat/bird/fish,etc.: um, no
Been to New York?: yep, im there right now
Been to Florida?: nope
California?: nope
Hawaii?: nope
Mexico? nope
China?: nope, I haven't been to many places huh?
Canada?: nope
Danced naked?: yep
Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: yea
Wish you were the opposite sex?: no, im no transexual
Had an imaginary friend?: no, never did

RANDOM
Red or blue?: blue
Spring or fall?: spring b/c it  is almost no school, fall b/c it is mine and col's birthday
Last noise you heard?: my sister talking
Last time you went out of the state: idr
Things you like in a guy?: lol, cool personality, has to have a conection with me, tall, hopefully cute looking
Do you have a crush on someone?: yep, well, sorta, idk
What book are you reading now?: working by studs terkel
Worst feeling in the world: the feeling that you have hur someone
What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning?: do I have school today?
How many rings before you answer?: depends how close my phone is
Future daughter's name: cahomie (kee-vah)
Future son's name: PADRAIG!!!! NOEL!!!! JOHN!!!!
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be?: ER doctor
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous?: righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?: kinda sorta
What's under your bed: um, dust?
Siblings: 1 sister
Location: poughkeepsie
Piercings: 3 ears piercings
boyfriend: not right now
THE EXTRA STUFF...
Do you do drugs?: no0o0o0o
Do you drink?: yea
Who is your best friend?: um, Colleen and Jaime-kins
What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use?: Suave
What are you most scared of?: hurting someone i care about
What clothes do you sleep in?: depends
Where do you want to get married?: um, idk yet but i know who i am going to marry!?!? (lol, jaime and colleen, you know who i am talking about)
If you could change anything about yourself what would that be? um, idk
Who do you really hate?: uh, idk, i cant think of ayone right now
Favorite number: 13 or 9
Been In Love?: nope
What Type Automobile Do You Drive: nothing as of yet, soon soon!
Are You Timely Or Always Late: usually timely
Do You Have A Job: yea, babysitting
Do You Like Being Around People: yea, usually
Are you for world peace: sure, why not?
Are you a health freak: usually

STUFF...
Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: yeah
Have You Ever Cried Over Something Someone of The Opposite Sex Did: yea, once or twice
Do You Have A "Type" Of Person You Always Go After: not really, i like alot of different people
Want Someone You Don't Have Right Now: yea
Ever Liked a boy Friend: yeah
Are You Lonely Right Now: nope, i am content
Ever Afraid You'll Never Get Married: yea
Do You Want To Get Married: yea, one day
Do You Want Kids: eventually.

FAVORITE...
Room In house: mine
Song: um if your not the one
Memory: idk, i have too many
Day Of The Week: FRIDAY!!!!!
Color: green
Month: august
Season: i like summer, NO SCHOOL!!!!!

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU....
Cried: nope
Bought Something: nope
Gotten Sick: nope
Sang: of course i have
Said I Love You: no
Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them: yes
Met Someone New: nope
Moved On: um, no
Talked To Someone: yea, a few people
Had A Serious Talk: no
Missed Someone: yes
Hugged Someone: yes
Kissed Someone: nope
Fought With Your Parents: not today
Dreamed About Someone You Can't Be With: yeas, :-(
Had a lot of sleep: yep yep yep
I want: someone
I feel alone: sometimes
I listen: people tell me their problems
I pretend: that i like people when i don't
I sing: in the shower
I cry: sometimes
I destroy: people in sparring
I dance: in the bathroom
I write: in my journal
I wake: in my room
I breathe: or else i wont live
I play: with my hair
I venture: to Perkins
I find: that i love some people more than i can stand
I pray: when i am worried
I miss: someone . . .
I kiss: some people
I succeed: in fighting people
I search: to find myself
I learn: at school
I feel: pain everywhere
I know: everything and nothing all at the same time
I joke: alot
I say: what i feel
I change: my underwear
I fail: in learning the english language
I dream: often
I believe: in love and friendship
I wonder: when i will fall in love and why i am alone
I worry: that people i love will die
I wish: i was better than i am
I fight: often . . .karate, duh!
I need: to be indepentdant
I am: a lover and a fighter!!!